The Amazing Race – “You just cost us the race, bro.”

Kicking off this leg of the race, the top three teams – Natalie and Nadiya, Trey and Lexie, and Jaymes and James –  left close together and began the race working in an alliance. Sigh. I hate alliances on The Amazing Race but it’s become par for the course. The rest of the teams

So far, I’m rooting the most for Josh and Brent. They’re nice, but also funny, and I like their observations. Though I also like Caitlin and Brittany for quoting one of my favorite movie lines of all time, “There’s no crying in baseball.”

Roadblock – You Got Served!

For the Roadblock, one team member had to deliver twenty plates of Padang food without dropping anything – taking them ALL at once! That’s hard.

The Chippendale was actually really quick at it, and Josh and Brent made up some time. Somehow, Natalie and Nadiya only arrived at the Roadblock in sixth place, even though the left in first place. Of course, Gary and Will were even farther behind – and the sub teachers were the first to admit that so far they deserve an ‘F’. They were so out of it throughout the whole leg.

Training Day

The next clue required teams to get on a train, and the clue would be on the train. Most teams caught a train shortly after 7:30 a.m., but Natalie and Nadia just missed it – leaving them at the very back of the pack with the blondes, the monster truckers and Gary and Will.

On the early train, the teams all made an agreement not to U-turn one another. Of course, that didn’t mean people would stick to their promises.

Detour: Lion’s Head or Egg Head?

I frequent a bar called the Lion’s Head on Friday or Saturday nights for karaoke. This was not the Detour.

In Lion’s Head, teams had to dress in a heavy costume and parade down the street and stop to perform a small dance. In egg head, teams cooked eggs over a flame that would be in a coconut on top of their head. Weird, but it sounded easy. WAY easier than Lion’s Head. The choice sounded easy as pie. Yet, some teams went for the Lion’s Head option.

I guess Chippendales aren’t hired based on their IQs, so I shouldn’t have been surprised that Jaymes and James went for what sounded like the more time consuming, tiring option. So did Abbie and Ryan, who’ve yet to stand out to me as a team in any way, and their Texan counterparts Trey and Lexie.

Josh and Brent continued to endear themselves to me by choosing the more logical option, but it ended up looking like perhaps the challenge took longer. It was certainly easier, and they got breakfast at the end.

Double U-Turn and Pit Stop

All the leading teams chose not to U-turn, which was smart. There’s no need to cause bad blood when you know there are four teams on a train three hours behind you. No one was in danger. The standings were as follows:

1. Abbie and Ryan

2. Trey and Lexi

3. Jaymes and James

4. James and Abba

5. Josh and Brent

For the group on the later train, things were much more cut throat. Everyone was ready to use the U-turn if needed.

Detour, Part II

All four teams at the back of the pack went for the Lion’s Head Detour. Things started out slow for Gary and Will, who are generally clueless, and for Caitlin and Brittany, who argued over taxi fare. That put Natalie and Nadiya in the lead for their group. They got to the Double U-turn and didn’t use it, but commented on one of their competitors being “cute”.

The Monster Truckers got their next, and chose to U-turn Gary and Will. It would all come down to whether those guys could make it to the U-turn before the blondes. Nadiya and Natalie came in sixth, Rob and Kelley in seventh.

The blondes had more taxi trouble and got lost, which meant Gary and Will did get to the U-turn first. But they didn’t know who was definitely behind them – the blondes or the monster truckers? They chose wrong, U-turning Rob and Kelley. It was too bad, but Gary and Will haven’t been racing well all along. The blondes actually ended up at the Egg Head Detour with Gary and Will, because they were so lost. It was a big rush to see who’d end up getting eliminated. The blondes had a few ugly American moments, complaining “It’s so frustrating when a guy from this country cannot speak English.”

They really did have a terrible time with the taxi though, and it made all the difference. Gary and Will, despite all their fumbling, managed to come in eighth place. Poor Caitlin and Brittany were eliminated, and they didn’t even really do anything wrong.

Another team bites the dust thanks to a bad cab driver. Them’s the breaks on The Amazing Race, but it’s still frustrating. Next week the teams head to Bangaldesh, which is sure to be a stress fest. So far I think this season is shaping up OK, but it’s frustrating to see teams that could be good eliminated thanks to inadequate cab drivers.

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9 Responses to The Amazing Race – “You just cost us the race, bro.”

  1. Aaron Sirois says:

    Haha. The twin who said “oh cute” was talking about her own picture!
    And the blondes had to have screwed up somewhere. They told the cabbie to take them to the park instead of to the location of the u-turn. Those were separate clues, so they must have shown him the wrong one. He did screw them on that last turn though.
    We really need more exciting challenges for this season. It’s been pretty boring really. The only thing saving the episodes is the suspense over who’s going to be in last because two or three teams run horrible legs.

    • Jill says:

      Really? Ha! That’s hilarious. The blondes’ biggest screwup was not being able to find the U-turn station, I think. It was nearby the other detour. They wasted a lot of time.

  2. Davide Maistrello says:

    First of all – congratulations, Jill, I have discovered your blog two days ago and I passed most of the time in said days reading it! It’s definitely brilliant! You are so smart and your reviews are so clear and funny.
    Moving on to the last episode of TAR, which was pretty uneventful until the last 15 minutes. Caitlin and Brittany had serious problem with ALL their THREE cab drivers, and Gary and Will, which I really wanted to be eliminated, recovered from what it seemed to be an obvious elimination. I don’t like their attitude, they obviously think they’re screwed (when they were on the taxi Gary actually said that he was gonna sit down and look at the surroundings, while everyone else was screaming and shouting to make their cab go faster) and then they come out with overconfident remarks such as “they’re not going to take us down”. Still rooting for the Beekman boys, they were pretty screwed choosing the Egg Detour. If they had chosen differently, they could have gotten to the top 3.

    • Jill says:

      Thanks so much! I am also rooting for the Beekman boys – they tweeted to me the other day, I was pretty excited!

  3. Kelly says:

    After all their screeching in that episode, I will not be missing the blondes. Plus, despite their cluelessness and hopelessness, I was rooting for Gary and Will at the end. They are true fans and you want to see them stay in it for a little while, at least. I laughed when one of them said, on the way to the Pit Stop, “we don’t want the eyebrow!” True fans!

    I love Natalie and Nadiya. They are hilarious and I love their energy! I also like the rockers, and the Chippendales were funny this episode. Abbie and Ryan are super cute, and strong, and I don’t mind them winning these legs.

    Watching this episode with the alliances though, reminded me of the first few seasons of Amazing Race when people, hyped up on Survivor, assumed that you needed alliances in the Race. That should die out soon enough, as things get more competitive. Still, it’s surprising.

    • Jill says:

      I like true fans of the show, but I wish Gary and Will were a bit more with it. The Chippendales are definitely growing on me though.

  4. Peter says:

    I’m currently rooting for the Chippendales (despite how loud Jaymes is) and the Beekman Boys. But man, yeah… another week’s elimination due to lousy transportation. Next week has to be a non-elimination leg, right?

  5. Aiden says:

    I loved the episode! It’s so much fun watching the twins – they’re loud, all over the place and have funny accents. And they ran a good race so far – I was sure they’d panic and use the Express Pass when they got stuck with the second group.

    Also, Abbie&Ryan won this leg, so I’m very curious to see if they’ll get eliminated due to this 3rd Leg Course thing.

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