Category Archives: ANTM

It’s official. I’m breaking up with America’s Next Top Model. I’ve been contemplating doing this for seasons cycles, thanks to Tyra’s crazy antics, disappointment over winners, and a general decreasing interest in the show. And after last night’s ANTM All-Stars … Continue reading →

We’re in the home stretch, guys! We began the episode talking Little Laura and how she came from a small town that had cows. Lisa talked about how Laura’s the biggest competition, yet no competition at all. I was reeeeaaallly … Continue reading →

Welcome back, ANTM fans! After last week’s ridiculous salad bowl shoot, I have to say I lost interest in the show a little and didn’t get around to watching this week’s episode on my DVR until Sunday night. But watched … Continue reading →

“This All-Star Cycle is about branding,” one of the models said on ANTM this week at the start of the episode. Sigh. Yes, and that’s why I’m so over it. Greek Speak The models all traveled to Greece this week, … Continue reading →

Um, guys? Are people actually taking makeup tips from a toddler on the Internet? Who was that child on America’s Next Top Model this week? And most importantly, if she’s famous WHY AREN’T I? I obviously have everything it takes … Continue reading →

It’s time for ANTM All-Stars again, friends! And in case you didn’t know from having it shoved down your throat every other week, “branding” is the watchword this season. And what better way to extend the models’ “brands” than by … Continue reading →

Well hello there again, America’s Next Top Model viewers! Are y’all “ready for mass destruction”? Because the models sure are! The challenge this week saw the girls break up into two groups, join up with a couple of actual NFL … Continue reading →

Oh, models. They’re not very good at math, but they’re pretty damn good at having meltdowns. When self-professed “good girl” Shannon told the girls they would each get 20 minutes on the phone, Bianca was worried that time would run … Continue reading →

Wednesday night’s episode of America’s Next Top Model started off on an unusually serious note when Kayla was rushed to the hospital with cardiac arrhythmia. It could have been due to stress or caffeine, Kayla said. (Or however much medication … Continue reading →

Ding-dong! Guess what, ANTM fans? Kristin Cavallari has stopped by to share some of her wisdom. How helpful. Let’s review the lessons the models received: Whether you’re a “good girl” or a “bad girl”, you’re always going to have haters. … Continue reading →