Category Archives: Bachelor Pad

Bachelor Pad Update – Don’t worry about Rachel Truehart!

Hey guys. So, I noticed a lot of Google searches for “Is Rachel Truehart OK after Bachelor Pad finale” and the like led you to my blog. Welcome. You’ve found a safe place to discuss the insanity that is Bachelor … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad – Money is Dirty

Finally, the episode we’ve all been waiting for. Having spoiled the results for myself (it’s hard to resist temptation when you care so little for the show), I was only holding on so I could see all the drama play … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad – We’re in the home stretch, friends…

…can you believe we’re still watching this mess? This show is such nonsense. I do this for you, I hope y’all know that. Four couples are left. I don’t like any of them, and I don’t want any of them … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad – Hope you don’t have too many bags to pack…

Sorry y’all, there were some technical difficulties with my Bachelor Pad viewing last week. You’d think since the show airs on TWO channels that I get, I’d be able to watch it without any problems. But no. Neither ABC nor … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad – Things weren’t already ugly?

When Chris Harrison handed the Bachelor Pad contestants some nasty questionnaires to fill out for this week’s challenge, one of the bimbos in the house said “Things are about to get ugly.” About to? What exactly do y’all think people … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad – A sick, deceptive, place

There are a lot of terrible shows on TV. I mean, I’ve seen a few minutes of that one where Pauly D and other non-celebrities date hot women, so I know what’s out there. But Bachelor Pad is easily the … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad – Double Trouble

Ready for installment #2 of the grossest show on TV? No? Well buckle up anyway, because I’m about to tell you all about it. We  began with a weird, drunken white trash fight between the twins. From what I can … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad – Let The Embarrassment Begin!

Is it true? Am I really back, recapping Bachelor Pad AGAIN? Yes, it is true. And you know what? I do it all for you. That’s right, I am saving you the horror of devoting 10+ hours of your summer … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad – Meet Your New Casa Chlamydia Crew

It’s with mixed feelings that, every summer, I flip through a gallery of the latest Bachelor Pad. Yes, OK, the strongest of those feelings is always disgust. In almost overpowers all the other feelings. But there’s also disappointment – “Oh, … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: It’s all over but the crying

I feel dirty. No, for reals – I had a shower right before I watched Bachelor Pad last night, and by the end of the episode I felt as though I was covered in filth. Why? Oh, only the most … Continue reading

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