Category Archives: Bachelor Pad

Well, it’s not like they didn’t know it was coming – starting last night on Bachelor Pad everyone officially started playing as a couple. This was more surprising last season, when we didn’t quite know it was going to go … Continue reading →

Just when you think Bachelor Pad can’t sink to a new low, it does! Yes, I’d almost forgotten about last season’s wet, sloppy kissing contest. I think the germaphobe in me had blocked it from my memory. But apparently it … Continue reading →

Hi again, folks! Believe it or not, I’m back with another Bachelor Pad recap. Yeah, it feels like this show should be over by now to me too, but it’s only something like week four. So where were we? Melissa … Continue reading →

Hello again, folks! The second episode of Bachelor Pad was on last night, and whether you watched it or not you’d better read this recap. Let’s get started! Egged Do any of you have big summertime BBQs or family reunions … Continue reading →

It’s baa-aaack! Yes, the show that makes you want to spray your TV with Lysol and rinse your eyes out with Purell has returned, skeezier and creepier than ever. You guessed it – Bachelor Pad! For those of you who … Continue reading →

I don’t think I’ve ever watched every episode of a reality show and cared less about who won in the end. Seriously, I had no one to root for during Monday night’s season finale of Bachelor Pad. Certainly not Kovacs, … Continue reading →

The numbers of men and women were evened up on Monday night’s episode of Bachelor Pad, and it predictably did not work out in favor of the “un-coupled” women. Poor Gwen, Nikki and…other girl. They never “formed relationships” (read: never … Continue reading →

Thank god for mean challenges and Jesse B.’s rude, boorish date behavior. Because without those two things Monday night’s episode of Bachelor Pad would have been duller than Elizabeth’s straw-like hair. What? Just because everyone told Elizabeth that she’s shallow … Continue reading →