Category Archives: Bachelor Pad

Bachelor Pad – Let The Embarrassment Begin!

Is it true? Am I really back, recapping Bachelor Pad AGAIN? Yes, it is true. And you know what? I do it all for you. That’s right, I am saving you the horror of devoting 10+ hours of your summer … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad – Meet Your New Casa Chlamydia Crew

It’s with mixed feelings that, every summer, I flip through a gallery of the latest Bachelor Pad. Yes, OK, the strongest of those feelings is always disgust. In almost overpowers all the other feelings. But there’s also disappointment – “Oh, … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: It’s all over but the crying

I feel dirty. No, for reals – I had a shower right before I watched Bachelor Pad last night, and by the end of the episode I felt as though I was covered in filth. Why? Oh, only the most … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad ‘News’

Allison texted me last night with some disturbing news. It’s a tad (but not really) spoiler-ey, so, you know, considering yourself warned and stuff. Blake and Holly from Bachelor Pad are engaged. I know, I groaned when I heard the … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: Dynamic Duos

Well, it’s not like they didn’t know it was coming – starting last night on Bachelor Pad everyone officially started playing as a couple. This was more surprising last season, when we didn’t quite know it was going to go … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: Kiss Me Great

Just when you think Bachelor Pad can’t sink to a new low, it does! Yes, I’d almost forgotten about last season’s wet, sloppy kissing contest. I think the germaphobe in me had blocked it from my memory. But apparently it … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: Sink or Swim

Hi again, folks! Believe it or not, I’m back with another Bachelor Pad recap. Yeah, it feels like this show should be over by now to me too, but it’s only something like week four. So where were we? Melissa … Continue reading

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