Category Archives: Bachelor Pad

Bachelor Pad ‘News’

Allison texted me last night with some disturbing news. It’s a tad (but not really) spoiler-ey, so, you know, considering yourself warned and stuff. Blake and Holly from Bachelor Pad are engaged. I know, I groaned when I heard the … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: Dynamic Duos

Well, it’s not like they didn’t know it was coming – starting last night on Bachelor Pad everyone officially started playing as a couple. This was more surprising last season, when we didn’t quite know it was going to go … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: Kiss Me Great

Just when you think Bachelor Pad can’t sink to a new low, it does! Yes, I’d almost forgotten about last season’s wet, sloppy kissing contest. I think the germaphobe in me had blocked it from my memory. But apparently it … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: Sink or Swim

Hi again, folks! Believe it or not, I’m back with another Bachelor Pad recap. Yeah, it feels like this show should be over by now to me too, but it’s only something like week four. So where were we? Melissa … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: Target Acquired

Hello again, folks! The second episode of Bachelor Pad was on last night, and whether you watched it or not you’d better read this recap. Let’s get started! Egged Do any of you have big summertime BBQs or family reunions … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: All-American Rejects

It’s baa-aaack! Yes, the show that makes you want to spray your TV with Lysol and rinse your eyes out with Purell has returned, skeezier and creepier than ever. You guessed it – Bachelor Pad! For those of you who … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: The only thing worse than The Bachelor(ette)…

The cast for this summer’s second installment of the raunchy, fame-whore filled, disgusting Bachelor Pad has been revealed, and there are few surprises. So, let’s discuss. The Women Gia Allemand – God, really, Gia? I liked Gia when she did … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: They’re losers baby

I don’t think I’ve ever watched every episode of a reality show and cared less about who won in the end. Seriously, I had no one to root for during Monday night’s season finale of Bachelor Pad. Certainly not Kovacs, … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: Put out, or get out!

The numbers of men and women were evened up on Monday night’s episode of Bachelor Pad, and it predictably did not work out in favor of the “un-coupled” women. Poor Gwen, Nikki and…other girl. They never “formed relationships” (read: never … Continue reading

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Bachelor Pad: Cry Me a River

Thank god for mean challenges and Jesse B.’s rude, boorish date behavior. Because without those two things Monday night’s episode of Bachelor Pad would have been duller than Elizabeth’s straw-like hair. What? Just because everyone told Elizabeth that she’s shallow … Continue reading

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