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The Celebrity Apprentice: They’ve got the stuff!

Sorry Donald Trump, but you got trumped by Survivor last night. Miss USA and the Celebrity Apprentice are two things I love (especially Miss USA, and except a post on that later tonight or tomorrow morning) but you don’t even … Continue reading

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The Celebrity Apprentice: This show and I go together like oil and vinegar!

What does Donald Trump do when you say you don’t like something? He gives it to you! Before The Donald announced the task on this week’s Celebrity Apprentice, he switched up the teams. He moved Bret Michaels over to Tenacity … Continue reading

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The Celebrity Apprentice: Jingle All The Way

Remember last week’s Celebrity Apprentice when everyone sat around the boardroom table singing Kumbaya and trading friendship bracelets? Well, those days are long gone. When Trump announced the task this week – creating a jingle and three live radio spots … Continue reading

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Celebrity Apprentice: Buns of Steel and Hearts of Gold

With Bret Michaels in critical condition in the hospital, it’s kind of hard to watch The Celebrity Apprentice with the same sarcastic glee I normally do. In the name of “journalism” I’ve soldiered on and will mock the Celebrity Apprentice … Continue reading

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The Celebrity Apprentice: Whatever happened to three chords and the truth?

In the boardroom on The Celebrity Apprentice this week, while Selita was being fired, Cyndi asked Bret about his daughter. His response? “Let’s drink!” Great sentiment, coming from a diabetic and concerned parent awaiting important test results. Cowboy Casanova While … Continue reading

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Celebrity Apprentice: Something Stinks…

…but it’s certainly not this show! The Celebrity Apprentice was full of hilarity on Sunday night as the teams created commercials – although, this season, no one went the Clint Black route and made softcore porn instead. The men and … Continue reading

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The Celebrity Apprentice: Muggled Up

The Celebrity Apprentice got off to an interesting start this week – both teams were called back into the boardroom immediately after Darryl Strawberry quit and told to choose a project manager for a mystery task. Selita stepped up for … Continue reading

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Celebrity Apprentice: Strawberry Quitcake

The Celebrity Apprentice was back for it’s third episode last night, and for a third time I sacrificed two hours of my life to watch that madness. Don’t get me wrong, I love it. But let’s be real, this show … Continue reading

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Celebrity Apprentice: A picture is worth a thousand words…

…but none of those words are “discombooberated”. If you didn’t watch last night’s episode of The Celebrity Apprentice, keep reading so you can understand that joke. The Celebrity Apprentice was back last night for the season’s second episode, and although … Continue reading

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The Celebrity Apprentice: The best oxymoron on TV

Have you ever had someone in your life who you don’t really like, but you do like making fun of? A friend-of-a-friend who you can’t avoid in certain social situations, so you might as well mock them?Oh come on, you … Continue reading

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