Category Archives: The Bachelor

The Bachelor – An Awkward Finale

I’ll admit it. I was wrong. I didn’t think Juan Pablo would introduce Clare to his daughter, because I thought he was so set on Nikki that he’d just make his decision before bothering to confuse his kid. But he’s … Continue reading

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The Bachelor – “The Women Tell All”

Oh, “The Women Tell All”. By far a more interesting episode of The Bachelor than the finale every season – and I think we all knew this one would be juicy. After fifteen minutes of nonsense, we finally got to … Continue reading

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The Bachelor – It’s a Suite, Suite Fantasy Baby

Double dose of The Bachelor this week! The hometown dates are over,so Juan Pablo could get the hell out of a bunch of town’s he’ll never live in and head to St. Lucia. I’m sure he just played Daft Punk’s … Continue reading

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The Bachelor – Homeward Bound

Hello, lovers! Since we last spoke, TWO episodes of The Bachelor aired. I caught up (kind of, I fast-forwarded quite a bit) when I got back from my trip. So Juan Pablo sent sweet little Cassandra home mid-date, which was … Continue reading

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The Bachelor – Fun Dip

Good morning, Vietnam! Or good evening, I guess. Anyway, that’s where Juan Pablo and the ladies went tonight. Date #1 – Renee Juan Pablo’s first date was with Renee, who has been one of my favorites so far. She’s pretty, … Continue reading

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The Bachelor – A little song, a little dance…

Happy Monday! If you caught The Bachelor last night, then you know how dull it was. If you didn’t, you’re lucky – and I can easily fill you in right now. This week Juan Pablo and his girlfriends traveled to … Continue reading

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The Bachelor – Go, sports!

Let’s all agree to not comment on Juan Pablo’s offensive remarks this week, shall we? After all, I’ve never let reality interfere with reality TV before and I won’t start now! Morals and the beliefs I hold dear to my … Continue reading

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The Bachelor – The Dog Dates Are Over, The Dog Dates Are Done

Week two! Let’s get our date on, Bachelor fans. Date #1 – Claire Time to hand out the first date curse! This girl never wins, right? The honor went to Claire, a 32 year-old hairstylist from California who likes the … Continue reading

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The Bachelor – Hola, Juan Pablo!

Happy New Year! I’m back! After a lengthy holiday break, I can’t believe the first thing I’m blogging about in 2014 is The Bachelor. But of course. Let’s get our snark on! Our bachelor this season is Juan Pablo, a … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Viva Barcelona

This week, Desiree and the remaining eight guys were in Barcelona, Spain. This season has been pretty dull, despite more “villainous” characters than usual. How many guys have been sent home just for being jerks now? It feels like several. … Continue reading

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