Category Archives: The Bachelorette

Double the drama: Recapping TWO episodes of The Bachelorette

I watch them so you don’t have to, right? The Bachelorette was on for two hours on Sunday night AND two hours on Monday night this week. I’ve been catching up on DVR because, well, we don’t get that many … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Horsing Around

OK guys, I missed recapping last week’s episode of The Bachelorette for family reasons, but I am all caught up and back this week. The first episode always tends to be a bit boring, so I didn’t have much to … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Finale Review

Alright, Bachelorette watchers and those of you who just read this blog for kicks. Here’s where we were when the season finale PART TWO of The Bachelorette began, which by the way was THREE FREAKING HOURS LONG. Des was dumped by a … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Finale Part 1

If you’ve watched one or two or fifteen seasons of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, then you probably know that the structure of this season has been different. The “Men Tell All” episode came early, and usually the episode with … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Madeira’s Bachelor Reunion

This week on The Bachelorette, Des and her five guys headed to the beautiful island of Madeira, off the coast of Spain. This show might be asinine, but it can make for some pretty good travel porn. I’m jealous! Des … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Fremdschämen

Fremdschämen. A German term which describes the process of being vicariously embarrassed by someone else. Schadenfreude. A German term to describe enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others. These two terms perfectly sum up the experience of watching The Bachelorette, … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Boardwalk Empress

This week on The Bachelorette, Des and the guys traveled to Atlantic City – a place that I know only from watching Boardwalk Empire. And I quit watching that show because I always fell asleep. So I don’t know much … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Can you dodge a rock?

Oh, guys. You should not be watching this crap, that’s for sure. Two hours! Two hours of men and their little emotions. Lucky for you, I’ve watched it so you don’t have to. Here’s my weekly take on The Bachelorette! … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – Rap It Up

Alright, last week was a parade of losers and weirdos for poor Des. Did it get any better? Well, I can’t say I was particularly impressed with any of the dates this week – but the show was certainly a … Continue reading

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The Bachelorette – #Gross

I thought “My mom says I’m good looking” was the worst thing ever said on The Bachelorette but then that same guy started talking about how his “love tank” hadn’t been “depleted” and I threw up. Man, they really picked … Continue reading

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